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September 25, 2024 3 min read
Route setters are arguably some of the most creative people in rock climbing. They envision the moves, prepare the climb, and crown their work of art by giving it a name.
Some are funny, others are ironic, and more than a fair share are straight up cringy.
We recently asked our Dynamite Starfish community to share the best (and worst) names for climbing routes they've ever seen...and boy did we get some good ones.
You'll want to scroll on to read these!
"These two routes were supposedly named because a guy broke both his ankles on the trad line right next to them.š«¢š š" @straysafe
Grade: 5.9+
Height: 70 ft
Rating: āāā
Located: Foster Falls, Tennessee
Photo: Mel & Luke B.
FUN FACT: Lock up your chicken coop folks. Coyotes are extremely athletic and can clear fences up to 8 feet tall!
This sport climbing route stands tall and proud overlooking the forest below. You'll need to be an extremely persistent predator...aka climber...to clip the chains on this California classic recommended by @carolenabird
Grade: 5.10d
Height: 70 ft
Rating: āāāā
Located: Holcomb Valley, California
Photo: @rockraft
"It's a 5.9 at Jackson Falls, a great introduction to the friction slab that is prevalent in the area. To most, calling it a 5.9 is quite a sandbag, or at least an eye-opener š" @crimsonxholic
Grade: 5.9
Height: 55 ft
Rating: āāā
Located: Jackson Falls, Illinois
Photo: Chris Tregge
"I did not get it the next time eitherā¦" @saric7
We may try our best to have a Try, Try, Try...and Send attitude, but sometimes route setters have other plans that leave us climbers saying...
Hersey's Chocolate Kisses that taste like tacos or taco breath kisses from your climber crush?? Not sure what the route setters were daydreaming of here, but any crag snacks that have to do with Mexican food are our best friend!
Grade: 5.10+ Trad
Height: 130 ft
Rating: āāā
Located: Indian Creek, Utah
Photo: @jessylhewitt on another stunning crack line
"I had a terrible time on it as a newer climber my first time there. Was assured it was fun and I would like it. Lies. Lies and propaganda. I have since been back on it and donāt hate it so much š. But itās sort of just a phrase that sticks out to me every time Iām on a route I donāt like. Theyāre all lies and propaganda." @erendeavor
Grade: 5.9
Height: 55 ft
Rating: āāā
Located: Rumney, NH
Photo: Raja Hamid
Oh hey, where are all our adventure cat lovers at?!
"Like many people in the Austin area this was my first outdoor sport climb. It's a 5.5 š" @sleepeatclimbrepeat
Grade: 5.5
Height: 30 ft
Rating: āā
Located: Reimers Ranch, Texas
Photo: Randy Von Zee
"Thereās an area with both trad & sport routes. Prime Directive is a sports route when it should šÆ be a trad name based on what it means in Star Trek. Would be sooooo good as a trad name.
Basically you donāt interfere with civilizations that havenāt started to reach a certain degree of space travel. Even if their laws & practices are problematic you let them reach the future naturally without interfering.
Iām sure trekies could give a more in depth explanation but itās basically leaving a civilization as you found it!" @veela_valoom
Grade: 5.11b
Height: 100 ft
Rating: āāāā
Located: Red River Gorge, Kentucky
Photo: @veela_valoom hanging out in her happy place...RRG
"A stunning and inspiring route Ten Sleep, Wyoming and a classic song to boot!" @carolenabird
Grade: 5.12b
Height: 80 ft
Rating: āāāā
Located: Ten Sleep Canyon, Wyoming
Photo: Josh Knox
"I saw 3 routes next to each other called No Diggity (they labeled as beginner), A Fair Amount of Diggity (5.10), and An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity (5.12-)" @cbjgirl23
"Deez Nuts (5.8 Red River Gorge)...ironically, it's a sport route" @erikalleycat
"Shoe Fart (Kraft Boulders)" @jasongoesup
"Booger Boy (5.10b Reimers Ranch)" @emilyclimbsrocks
"Butterfingers make me h*rny (5.8 Joshua Tree)" @_adventureminds
How about you? What's the most memorable name for a climbing route or boulder you've ever seen?
Share your thoughts in the comments below. We'd love to hear from you!
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